A freelance designer opened her new office in Sydney. To celebrate the opening, her first customer sent her a large flower arrangement from a French flower shop in the CBD, . The attached congratulations card says "Rest in peace".

Being quite perplexed by the card and a little upset, the designer called the flower shop with the owner offering her apologies. "My Assistant has unfortunately mixed up the cards. I know your upset, but try to imagine what they must be thinking at the funeral where on the card says 'Congratulations on your long-awaited career move'."